Dead Broke Card Skin | Vintage Horror Halloween Debit Sticker | Zombie Card Cover

Dead Broke 🧟💀

Not "a little tight this month" broke. Not "should probably pack lunch" broke. Fully, undeniably, risen-from-the-grave broke. If your bank balance has a pulse, congrats, you're doing better than this card.

Slap this vintage horror masterpiece on your debit or credit and turn every declined charge into performance art.

✨ WHAT YOU GET

• 1 waterproof, scratch-resistant card skin

• Precision chip cutout (works with tap-to-pay)

• Bubble-free vinyl, matte finish

• Fits standard debit, credit, gift, and hotel key cards

🎃 WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

• Retro horror comic vibes for the spooky season die-hard

• Perfect gift for the broke friend who romanticizes their overdraft

• Removable and residue-free

• Conversation starter every single checkout

💌 SHIPPING & CARE

Ships FREE within the US, packed with love between shifts. Peel, place, smooth from center out, done in under a minute. Wipe clean with a damp cloth.

🩷 THE STORY

I'm the nurse behind Crafted Between Shifts. Real feelings, real broke, real spooky. Every design starts with me laughing at my own bank statement.

⚠️ Card not included. Skin only.