Funny Broke Meme Card Skin, Crying Wojak Debit Sticker, Gag Gift (Waterproof Vinyl)

There's No Money In My Card — Funny Broke Meme Credit Card Skin

The card that says what your bank account has been screaming all month. This crying wojak meme skin turns your sad little debit card into the ultimate self-deprecating flex.

💸 PERFECT FUNNY GIFT FOR:

• Your broke bestie

• Anyone who lives paycheck to paycheck

• Coworkers who "forgot their wallet" again

• Stocking stuffers, white elephant, birthday gag gifts

• Anyone in their broke era with a sense of humor

✨ WHAT'S INCLUDED:

• 1 waterproof vinyl card skin

• Standard size: 3.37" x 2.13" (fits most credit/debit cards)

• Chip cutout ready (message me if your card has no chip)

• Easy peel and apply

🎨 WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:

• Waterproof and scratch resistant vinyl

• Smooth matte laminate feels premium

• Removes cleanly without residue

• Ships in protective packaging so it arrives flat

🎁 GIFT-READY:

Ships fast and arrives packaged clean, no messy branding. Great for surprise mail, care packages, or the friend who just got their first credit card and needs a warning label on it.

👩‍⚕️ ABOUT THE SHOP:

CraftedBetweenShifts is run by a full-time dialysis nurse making funny, relatable card skins between hospital shifts. Every order is hand-cut, hand-packed, and shipped with love (and probably coffee).

📦 SHIPPING:

Ships from the US within 1-2 business days. Free shipping on orders $35+. Contact me for expedited options.

💬 CUSTOM REQUESTS WELCOME — Want a different color background, custom text, or a matching Kindle skin? Message me!