Funny Jellyfish Ocean Card Skin, Waterproof Vinyl Debit Sticker (Gift)

"A few transactions later..." Yeah, we've all been there. This funny ocean-jellyfish card skin says what your bank account is thinking, one swipe at a time.

WHAT YOU GET

• 1 precision-cut vinyl credit card skin (3.37" x 2.13"), fits any standard credit or debit card

• Chip cutout customized to your card: pick small, big, or no chip at checkout

• Waterproof, scratch-resistant laminate that survives wallets, purses, and impulse-buy Tuesdays

• Residue-free removal whenever you're ready to swap designs

• Application instructions included in every order

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

• Playful jellyfish and coral scene with a caption that's painfully relatable

• Zero interference with tap-to-pay, chip insert, or swipe

• Easy way to spot your card in a crowded wallet

• Handmade by a nurse between shifts, so you're supporting a small maker, not a factory

GREAT FOR

• Anyone who laughs (nervously) at their own spending habits

• Stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, birthday gag gift, coworker Secret Santa

• A gift for the "broke but thriving" friend in your life

FINISHES AVAILABLE

Glossy, Matte, Sparkle, Holographic, Glitter

CHIP SIZE

Compare your card to the Chip Size Guide photo in this listing and choose the matching size at checkout. Not sure? Message me first.

SHIPPING

Processing 3-5 business days, USPS from Texas.

Questions? Message me, I'm a real person and I reply between shifts.