We Have No Money Card Skin, Funny Broke Humor Debit Card Sticker

🎁 Bundle & save — 15% off any 2 skins, 20% off 3+. Discount auto-applies at checkout ✨

"We have no money."

A funny broke-girl credit card skin that says out loud what your bank balance was too polite to mention. Slap it on your card. Let the cashier know before you do.

WHAT YOU GET

• 1 vinyl card skin (3.37" x 2.13") with custom chip cutout

• Scratch-resistant waterproof laminate

• Small, big, or no-chip options at checkout

• Residue-free peel, swap designs anytime

• Application instructions in every order

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

• It's the "girl math" energy your friends already know you for, now on your actual card

• Makes wallet fumbling faster, you can spot your card in one glance

• Small-batch handmade, not a mass-produced Temu wrap

• Zero interference with tap-to-pay or chip transactions

PERFECT FOR

• Broke girl summer, broke girl fall, broke girl every-single-season

• A funny gift for your best friend, sister, roommate, or coworker

• Bachelorette weekend, birthday gag gift, stocking stuffer

• Anyone who lives on ramen but still wants a cute wallet

• The "girl math" believer in your life

FINISHES

Glossy, Matte, Sparkle, Holographic, Glitter

CHIP SIZE

Compare your card to the Chip Size Guide photo in this listing and select at checkout.

Handmade in Texas by an ER nurse. Processing 3-5 business days, USPS shipping.